Funny Gag Gifts for Best Friend Birthday

42 Hilarious Best Friend Birthday Gifts She'll Talk About for Years

Somewhere in our lifetime, we are blessed with a friend who is there for us during good times and bad. And so, the careful, heartfelt – and sometimes humorous – selection of best friend birthday gifts is of paramount importance. Laughs, hugs, love, and mutual respect are priceless benefits, available through/to you and your dear compatriot.

Novelty Grow A Boyfriend

Tired of your man sitting in front of a TV watching sports and not paying attention to you? Here's an easy, affordable, funny-as-heck, no talk-back solution: Grow a Boyfriend. Just drop this new consort into water and within 72 hours, he will grow to be six times his original size and your new buddy. Outrageous!
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Maybe Swearing Will Help Coloring Book

Swearing has been proven to be an effective stress reducer and pain reliever, so why not pair it with the therapeutic benefits of coloring for a Zensational pastime?
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Nap Sack

Keep them guessing to the very last minute with this prank box which fools them into thinking you've bought them one (awful) gift, when really you've bought them another.
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The WineRack

Before embarking on a run, fill your comfortable sports bra with 25 ounces of your favorite beverage: is it the magical hydrating power of water or the rewarding graces of wine? Your choice! The medium-sized bra is equipped with a drinking tube and easy-to-use on/off valve, so cheers to your oenophilia and athletic prowess!
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Hot Dudes Coloring Book

If bad boys and bikers are her thing, this coloring book will make a fitting birthday gift for the best friend who loves to meditate on a muscle-bound male.
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Best Bitches Wish Bracelet

Vilified by some, idyllic for others, this perfectly sassy gift is made of hemp – also available in cotton – and is supreme for best friends who take no prisoners. Available in a 12-inch, double bracelet cord with zinc alloy or brass metal beads, the bracelets tie and are meant to be permanent. Triple/quadruple/more also available.
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Affirmators

If you know someone who could do with a little self-help, but without the sandals and candles, this set of affirmation cards delivers that with more than a little sarcasm and light-heartedness.
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Friends Will Help Sign

True friends come to your rescue when you need them and the gift of laughter helps heal wounds of many sorts. So, when you receive this esteemed message assuring you that your best friends will help you in your hour of need – hmm, sarcasm? – your love for them will bloom with fervor, wisecracks, and buffoonery!
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Disturbed Friends Game

This game is not for the faint of heart. It is, however, for the brave of spirit. There are 250 questions posed – many considered offensive and disturbing according to public opinion – with the ultimate strategy involving a vote among your friends to determine strategies during horrible situations. Test, explore, and be prepared.
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Funny Coasters

Do you know someone who is a stickler for a perfectly laid table? If so, they will thank you each and every meal time when you gift them these to-the-point instructional placemats.
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Best Friend Keyring

For our cherished, forgetful pals, honor them with a solid brass, copper, or stainless steel keyring that will negate the question: "Where did I leave my keys?" Engraved with the feeling that "We've been friends for so long I can't remember who the bad influence is," your BFF will keep your humorous affection close by.
$21.91

Squatty Potty

Made using recyclable or renewable materials, the Squatty Potty would make a funny best friend birthday gift for her. The serious side to this gift is that it helps users poop healthily by automatically putting them in the optimum position, while also being endorsed by a sparkly, fabulous unicorn!
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F This Shit Show: Gratitude Journal for Tired-Ass Women

Life can be exhausting no matter what she does – executive, housewife, or mother. Let her unload with this irreverent gratitude journal. Filled with prompts to make her re-evaluate her day, this journal contains quotes, activities, and a generous helping of expletives (which science has shown to be a great de-stresser).
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I'd Shank a B for You Best Friend Candle

How far would you go for friendship? If you'd go as far as shanking someone right in the kidney, then this candle is perfect for your BFF. With a burn time of up to 110 hours, depending on size selected, this funny candle comes in a variety of phthalate-free scents.
$18.00

Ice Cream Pint Combination Lock

Make sure her stash of ice cream stays safe and uneaten with the Euphori-Lock Combination Lock. Designed to fit perfectly onto a pint carton of delicious Ben and Jerry's, this lock comes with its own combination of numbers to unlock the device and gain access to the 'treasure'.
$23.41

Butt Masks

Keep her butt as beautiful as she is with the Bawdy Bite It butt mask. Made with plant-based ingredients including aloe leaf gel and chamomile, this collagen mask will hydrate and tone tired tushies, leaving them smooth, plump, and free of lines and wrinkles in just 10 to 15 minutes.
$9.95

Dog on Bikes Shirts

No matter what breed it is, a dog on a bicycle looks cute. Brighten her day with a t-shirt that sports a pooch on a pedal bike, and is super soft and comfy, too. Available with a whole host of hounds to choose from, this sweet tee is not to be missed.
$24.99

Kitten Panties

Super cute and incredibly comfortable, these panties will make a fun gift for the best friend who loves cats. Made from soft polyester and cotton, these white panties feature the sweetest kitty face on the front, and come in sizes extra small to XXL.
$20.00

Giant Gummy Bear

A friend with a sweet tooth is easy to buy for, but if you want to go one better than a standard gift of candy, choose this gigantic gummy bear, instead. Weighing a substantial 5lbs and roughly the size of a dinner plate, this cherry flavored bear will keep her sweet.
$29.00

THE COMFY Wearable Blanket

She won't lose her comfort is she has to get up to change the channel or fix herself a snack, because where she goes, her blanket can go with her too. Made from a soft, fluffy Sherpa fabric, this blanket sweater has a hood, pockets, and bags of room.
$39.99

Best Friend Contract

This notebook makes a super cute gift for a best friend. Available with a choice of page quantities and cover thickness, this sweet journal's main attraction is the 'realistic best friend contract' which is printed on the front (which comes in nine stunning colors).
$9.50

Zombie Face Masks

Treat her skin to a full facial with the Zombie Pack. With enough ingredients for 8 masks, this mask can be mixed and applied in minutes, and then washed off after 10 minutes to reveal youthful, glowing skin. It can even help to diagnose problem areas on the face.
$28.78

Calm The F Down Bath Bomb Bag

If she's prone to stress and anxiety, tell her to 'calm the f*ck down' with these bath salts of the same name. Choose from four vibrant colors and scents, including the pink white tea and jasmine, and have her relax amidst the swirling hues and sparkling biodegradable glitter.
$12.00

Fifty Shades of Chicken Cookbook

A filthy mind can turn anything smutty, and this Fifty Shades of Chicken turns food porn into an art form! Hilarious yet practical too, this book contains fifty chicken recipes to tempt her tastebuds, from the succulent Dripping Thighs to the luscious Chicken with a Lardon.
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Paddle Brush Secret Flask

She'll have the best hair at any party with this ingenious Paddle Brush Secret Flask. Designed to look (and work) like a real paddle brush, this clever gadget hides a secret flask in the handle. Holding around 6 fl. oz. of liquor, this brush also features a mirror on the back.
$16.99

Shark Week Period Pouch

Periods are something all women go through, and yet they can still feel mortified when a stray tampon rolls out of their bag. Keep them hidden in plain sight with this fun Shark Week Tampon and Maxi Pad holder. With room for several items, it measures 6" x 5".
$9.95

Boob Tape

It doesn't matter how pretty a bra is, the chances are it's going to be uncomfortable. Give her the freedom to go braless with a set of Sticky Bras. Waterproof and sweat-proof, these sticky pads adhere safely to the skin, keeping boobs pert and upright while doing away with torturous, unsightly straps.
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Anatomical Heart Necklace

If you want to show your bestie that you love her without sounding too mushy, this pendant makes a sweet but funny best friend birthday gift for her. Made from antique silver, this anatomical heart is both cute and creepy, and hangs on a choice of chain or leather thong.
$55.00

Cat Lady Temporary Tattoo Set

The term 'cat lady' can be used as a derogatory term, but any true feline-loving female will adore being given this moniker. Help her display her love of all things kitty with a set of temporary tattoos, all 3 of which feature a delightful image of a sweet little moggy.
$7.50

Worlds Smallest Stun Gun

This just could be the most important gift you ever give her. Equipped with three powerful LED bulbs for far-reaching illumination, this tiny handheld device also discharges a powerful 6 million volt to disable and stun a would-be attacker, buying her valuable minutes to make her escape.
$21.84

Don't Stop, Be Leaving Door Mat

She can see visitors off on their 'journey' with humor and fun when she has this fun mat at her door. Made with a non-woven fabric top and non-slip rubber backing, this cute mat measures 23.6″(L) x 15.7″(W), and is machine washable to keep it looking as good as new.
$24.99

I Hate Everybody But You Candle

If she's your favorite person, or even your only person, this candle will make a great birthday gift. Choose from three sizes and a plethora of delicious vegan-friendly scents, and remind her of how you really do hate everybody but her. Hand poured using natural soy wax.
$11.00

Wine Glass Holder Necklace

If she enjoys a nice glass of wine, this hilarious holder will make the funniest best friend birthday gift for her. Designed to hold any stemmed glass from 6oz. to 32oz. this holder comes with an adjustable strap, and two quick-release clips so she can get to her glass quickly.
$8.40

Unicorn Snot Body Glitter Sunscreen

Make her glitter like the queen she is with a tube of Unicorn Snot Body Glitter Sunscreen. Offering an SPF of 30, this glittery sunscreen will not only keep her skin protected from UVA and UVB rays, but it will also make her skin glimmer and shine with a subtle magical shimmer.
$13.50

Cereal Killer Spoon

If she likes to start (or end) her day with a bowl of cereal, this antique spoon will make the perfect birthday gift. Hand stamped with 'cereal killer' on the bowl, this silver plated spoon makes the ideal 'weapon' for making breakfast disappear without a trace.
$20.00

Bronze Octopus Ear Cuff

Not for those who like their ear gear understated, this octopus ear cuff will make a quirky addition to her jewelry box. Available in antique bronze or sterling silver, this kraken wraps securely around the ear, letting its tendrils snake out across her lobe.
$59.00

Hooter Heaters

When it starts to get 'nippy', help her keep her tatas snug with this pair of funny Hooter Heaters. Made to resemble red knitted hats with a white bobble on the end, these handy novelty warmers will keep her modest while also avoiding taking someone's eye out.
$11.95

Don't Be A Salty Bitch Coffee Mug

There are times when clouds are gray and funk prevails. This super cool mug brings about cheer, giggles, and perspective with an oh-so-appropriate mantra that begs, proclaims, and states: "Don't Be a Salty Bitch." So, please fill this 11-ounce mug with coffee, tea, wine, or favorite libation, and know that friendship and love are yours.
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This is F--king Delicious Oven Mitt

Don't be fooled by the sweet and whimsical illustration on this fun and NSFW oven glove, because it says what someone is thinking when they're served something REALLY tasty.
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Best Friends Thelma And Louise Shirts

Ah, the epic tale of two friends who embark on a road trip with unforeseen circumstances lives on in many hearts and DVD trays. Demonstrate your friendship by bestowing your bezzie mate with a super-soft Thelma or Louise T-shirt, available in myriad forms: racerback, tank top, crop top, V-neck, and more. True friends live on.
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Best Friend Trophy

Imagine your friend receiving this award of distinction and their reaction of complete and utter surprise, appreciation, and love: The Best Friend Trophy! This replica is renowned as one of the world's most recognizable awards and your friend's loyalty, devotion, and friendship is award-winning on every level within your heart and soul.
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Saturday Night Live - The Board Game

Turn game night into Saturday Night Live with this SNL game which will bring all the fun, frolics, and mayhem from the past few decades into the living room.
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Boss Lady Mug

Whether she's the boss at work or the boss at home, this pretty pink marbled mug will make her smile every time she (or one of her minions) makes her coffee.
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Wash Away Last Night Bath Soak

Oh dear, the shame of The-Memory-I-Should-Forget. Release Method: Immerse and steep that nasty energy with a rejuvenating and relaxing soak in a luxurious bath of pink sea-salt crystals. Glowing and glittering with girl-powered sparkles and premium bath salts, there are therapeutic benefits to this Bachelorette Party, Divorce Party, and Ladies' Night party favor, including no guilt.
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Cat Butt Magnets

If you know someone who would love to have their kitchen crawling with cats, this set of magnets is the perfect Christmas gift for them – six kitty butts disappearing into their fridge!
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Bottle Topper Wine Glass

The concept of "yes please, I'll have another glass" propels to a level of Ultimate Bliss with this two-piece wine glass set that, quite simply, allows two people to share a 750ml bottle of wine without having to refill their glass. Stock up on your favorite red, white, or both, and invite your pal over.
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MOLFROA Best Friend Printed Crop Tops

un]documented fact. Some may call the two best friends and so, the pairing of fries with a burger bears stating on a pair of gal-pal T-shirts. The cartoons are super cute, super funny, and the cotton-blend, scoop-necked, short-sleeved T-shirts are super comfy.
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Hilarious Mug

Downright sarcastic or passive aggressive, your best friend will truly appreciate the message which this ceramic mug will give to work colleagues, friends, and family, while sitting back and enjoying their coffee.
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The 1990s Coloring Book

If they grew up in the 90s, they will adore this coloring book which celebrates all things 90s, from awesome TV shows and movies, to the questionable fashion and even more questionable music.
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Whacky Inflatable Tube Man Socks

They can advertise their own brand of funkiness with this pair of knee high socks which feature the delectable Mr. Wavy Arms himself, floating happily against a sky of blue.
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23 Diy Best Friend Gifts

Diy Boyfriend Pillow

Yearning for a cuddle from an ultra-warm dude? Watch this easy-to-follow, tongue-in-cheek video that helps with the creation of a Boyfriend Pillow. Make it yourself for a very affordable price tag with a fuzzy flannel shirt, some stuffing, and hand-crafted loving. Voilà, your new snuggle pal. Be sure to check out this cool three-minute video.

Diy Painted Kitchen Towels

Spice up, rock on, and clean up your kitchen with hand towels that affirm and proclaim super cool lyrics and statements: Beat It, Whip It, Chop It Like It's Hot. Brilliant humor borrowed from great songs of The Past will rev up your prized kitchen space and keep you and your cuisine pals grooving while sizzling.

Diy Best Friend Long Distance Mug

There's a dear friend in our lives, close to our homes and always in our hearts, who one day moves away. This BFF long distance mug personifies, exemplifies, and memorializes the special place that this extraordinary person holds for us. Please check out the site for easy instructions on making this beautifully simple heartwarming gift.

Manicure In A Jar

Mason jars are the most versatile way to give themed gifts – take this manicure-in-a-jar idea for example, which comes with a free printable label which you can tie on with pretty ribbon.

Watercolor Birthday Cards

This is a super simple but unusual way to make a greeting card with a difference, or even make one in a bigger size for them to hang on the wall.

Diy Lollipop Cards

Homemade birthday cards can be a bit blah, but this one is extra sweet with sprinkles on! Whether you want to use lollipops, ice creams, or something else, they really look delicious.

Easy Diy Birthday Cards

These cards are really easy and inexpensive to make, but they look so pretty, too. Using watercolors and a black marker, you can adapt the design to suit the occasion.

Diy Photo Collage Star

This photo collage star will make a beautiful homemade gift for your best friend or family member, and can be made to include the photos of their most precious memories.

Diy Birthday Box

Choose from either the birthday in a box or the party in a jar (or maybe even both) and give someone all the sweet treats they'll need to make their day special.

Diy Cozy Slippers

Add pizazz to a pair of slippers by filling them with all kinds of delights you know they'll like – candy, spa products, and even a gift card…if it's small enough, stick it in.

Quick Note For Your Birthday Printable

Gather together some cheap and cheerful stationary items, like notepads, pens, and more, then tie them together with a ribbon and add this free printable label for a useful but cute gift.

Pocket Change Bestie Gift

This is a cute best friend gift idea, especially if they love their denim! Simply stuff a pocket full of candy, gift cards, or even cash, then present it in a cellophane bag.

Scent-sational Friends Birthday Gift

Grab a bucket, basket, or box and fill it with as many bath and body products as you can find, before printing out one of these free labels and attaching it to the front.

Donut Bouquet

Flowers make gorgeous gifts, but you can't exactly eat them. Try making a bouquet out of brightly colored donuts instead – they won't last as long but boy will they taste good.

Diy Birthday In A Jar

You can take inspiration from this post which shows you some great ideas for items to include in a 'birthday in a jar' – follow the suggestions or come up with your own.

Bundt Cake Birthday Gift

This free printable will turn a common or garden Bundt cake into a customized treat for one, especially when you add a fork so they can eat it there and then.

Birthday On The Hour Gift

This is a sweet idea that will keep your best friend guessing every hour throughout the day. Just choose enough gifts, then wrap them with the times written on, and add these printable tags.

Diy Drink Topper And Tag

Some birthdays call for fancy meals, while others need an informal burger and soda. Make it extra special by printing out this drinks topper and tag for the birthday boy or girl.

Diy Patterned Candles

Fancy candles can cost a fortune, but with this little trick you'll be adding fabulous patterns to plain candles to turn them into spectacular birthday gifts for your best friends.

Diy Instagram Calendar

Instagram is a great source of photographs, which makes this DIY gift idea super simple to make, without ruining the surprise by asking them for their favorite snaps.

Orange You Glad Birthday Printable

Orange is such a happy color that you'll want to make one of these for everyone! Take a look through the post for ideas, then simply add the 'punny' gift tag.

Diy Teal Birthday Gift

If someone who's celebrating loves all things blue, follow the example in this post which shows you how to put together a teal-themed gift which is full of surprises.

52 Things I Love ABout You

This little book will make a beautiful reminder of how much you love them, and allows you to add your own words and sentiments to make it truly special.

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